Wednesday, February 20, 2013

PMS – Pick @ Men Syndrome


You must be thinking...is this a topic to write on...but then truth is PMS - Pick @ Men Syndrome..this is a monthly syndrome where the men bashing happens and the men quitely take it, so thats interesting to write on..hihi..here's how..

Male Bashing  No.1

It was morning time Manisha didn’t feel like getting up early. Her husband Shailesh let her sleep late thinking she’s been working hard and decided to make bed breakfast for her.

Shailesh : Good morning darling! Look what I have got for you. Breakfast in bed..

Manisha: Ugghh!! Let me sleep.

Shailesh: You have to go to work, you said you have a meeting at 11am. Its almost 9am now.

Manisha: Do you feel jealous of me that I can sleep peacefully and you can’t?

Shailesh: Please honey..why will I feel like that. See what I made for you..now get up

Manisha: Ugghhh…….(making a horrible face gets up to see Shailesh smiling at her) I don’t get peace even at home ever. Shheeee…you made eggs for me..you know na if I eat eggs I feel pukey especially now...how insensitive. I don’t want to have anything…tum hi kha lo..ek din nasta banaya..woh bhi….aaisa!!!

Male Bashing No.2

Manisha: Amit come to my cabin immediately

Amit: Yes mam.

Manisha: What the hell is this? Why was this email sent to Sumita, when I specifically told you not to.

Amit: Mam you didn’t tell me so

Manisha: Is it? Ohhh!! Then I must be dreaming or I must have told some one else right!  Tumhara dhyan kaha reheata hai yaar..kaam karo kaam

Amit: I am sorry mam

Manisha: Don’t sorry me..please..learn your work…concentrate rather than teaching me what I said..go now and better send me draft mails before sending it to anyone and I shall forward them myself!!

 Male Bashing No.3

Manisha: Sandeep!!yaar itni thandi hai..What temperature is the AC set at?
Sandeep: Mam..its set on 23degrees

Manisha: Nahi ho sakta..I am feezing

Sandeep: Ok mam.. I will switch it off for some time

(all bear the brunt of it because mam said..its cold)

After sometime

Manisha: Sandeep kitni der AC off rakhoge, I am sweating. Cant you understand when to switch it on?

Male Bashing No.4

Manisha- This Company is going to dogs…Rupesh!! (calls the peon) you have been making coffee for so long..yet its so dirty!!

Rupesh: Sorry mam

Manisha: Get me another one

(After some time)

Manisha: Who told you get coffee Rupesh!! When I said coffee is bad..you should get me tea na…go change it immediately now!!

 Male Bashing No.5

Manisha: Ramesh upar aa jao

Ramesh: Madam..mein uppar aao ke gadi lao?

Manisha: Oh God!! Ramesh…itne saal hog aye…tum mere saath kaam karte ho..itna bhi nahi samajhte ke pehele gadi upar leke aao garage se phir tum saman lene uppar aao

Ramesh: Sorry Madam

Manisha is so irritated by now, that she comes thumping outside her cabin murmuring to herself “God!! I am surrounded with fools..I am going to go mad one day…”

And suddenly sees four male juniors and a female giggling and talking a bit too loudly, “today 4 poor men in office had PMS bashing session….”

Over the years, we women talk about men being insensitive towards them, how they quietly overlook or ignore them during PMS, how they never cooperate and all that woman jazz. I now believe this is a flawed logic. Women themselves are extremely insensitive in such condition. They are, in most cases, irritable and irrational to talk in a logical space. In such a scenario, to accuse men of not completely understanding something which they have never experienced is not only biased but extremely unfortunate.  That does not mean that the men should not be careful about women undergoing PMS, but the problem in itself is grave and certainly requires measures to avoid the sexist monthly exploitation of men…haha all over the world!!

That’s why I call this blogpost – Pick@ Men Syndrome..LOL!!

 

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