You must be thinking...is this a topic to write on...but then truth is PMS - Pick @ Men Syndrome..this is a monthly syndrome where the men bashing happens and the men quitely take it, so thats interesting to write on..hihi..here's how..
Male
Bashing No.1
It was
morning time Manisha didn’t feel like getting up early. Her husband Shailesh
let her sleep late thinking she’s been working hard and decided to make bed
breakfast for her.
Shailesh :
Good morning darling! Look what I have got for you. Breakfast in bed..
Manisha:
Ugghh!! Let me sleep.
Shailesh:
You have to go to work, you said you have a meeting at 11am. Its almost 9am
now.
Manisha: Do
you feel jealous of me that I can sleep peacefully and you can’t?
Shailesh:
Please honey..why will I feel like that. See what I made for you..now get up
Manisha:
Ugghhh…….(making a horrible face gets up
to see Shailesh smiling at her) I don’t get peace even at home ever.
Shheeee…you made eggs for me..you know na if I eat eggs I feel pukey especially now...how insensitive. I don’t want to have anything…tum hi kha lo..ek din nasta banaya..woh bhi….aaisa!!!
Male
Bashing No.2
Manisha: Amit
come to my cabin immediately
Amit: Yes
mam.
Manisha:
What the hell is this? Why was this email sent to Sumita, when I specifically
told you not to.
Amit: Mam
you didn’t tell me so
Manisha: Is
it? Ohhh!! Then I must be dreaming or I must have told some one else
right! Tumhara dhyan kaha reheata hai
yaar..kaam karo kaam
Amit: I am
sorry mam
Manisha: Don’t
sorry me..please..learn your work…concentrate rather than teaching me what I
said..go now and better send me draft mails before sending it to anyone and I
shall forward them myself!!
Manisha:
Sandeep!!yaar itni thandi hai..What temperature is the AC set at?
Sandeep: Mam..its set on 23degrees
Sandeep: Mam..its set on 23degrees
Manisha:
Nahi ho sakta..I am feezing
Sandeep: Ok
mam.. I will switch it off for some time
(all bear the brunt of it because
mam said..its cold)
After sometime
Manisha:
Sandeep kitni der AC off rakhoge, I am sweating. Cant you understand when to
switch it on?
Male Bashing No.4
Male Bashing No.4
Manisha-
This Company is going to dogs…Rupesh!! (calls
the peon) you have been making coffee for so long..yet its so dirty!!
Rupesh:
Sorry mam
Manisha:
Get me another one
(After some time)
Manisha:
Who told you get coffee Rupesh!! When I said coffee is bad..you should get me
tea na…go change it immediately now!!
Manisha:
Ramesh upar aa jao
Ramesh:
Madam..mein uppar aao ke gadi lao?
Manisha: Oh
God!! Ramesh…itne saal hog aye…tum mere saath kaam karte ho..itna bhi nahi
samajhte ke pehele gadi upar leke aao garage se phir tum saman lene uppar aao
Ramesh:
Sorry Madam
Manisha is
so irritated by now, that she comes thumping outside her cabin murmuring to
herself “God!! I am surrounded with fools..I am going to go mad one day…”
And suddenly
sees four male juniors and a female giggling and talking a bit too loudly, “today
4 poor men in office had PMS bashing session….”
Over the years, we women talk about men being
insensitive towards them, how they quietly overlook or ignore them during PMS,
how they never cooperate and all that woman jazz. I now believe this is a
flawed logic. Women themselves are extremely insensitive in such condition.
They are, in most cases, irritable and irrational to talk in a logical space.
In such a scenario, to accuse men of not completely understanding something
which they have never experienced is not only biased but extremely unfortunate.
That does not mean that the men should
not be careful about women undergoing PMS, but the problem in itself is grave
and certainly requires measures to avoid the sexist monthly exploitation of men…haha
all over the world!!
That’s why
I call this blogpost – Pick@ Men Syndrome..LOL!!
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